What's this all about anyway?

The pressure to come up with something really good for this first blog entry is huge. This is not my first blog so I have a certain degree of how this should work. I have an experience. I write about the experience. You read about the experience. You comment about the experience. Simple! I just hope it works.

Why this new blog? Why not just pick up where I left the old blog? What's with the title? What's this all about anyway? Wait....one at a time, please!

• I am a knitter. I am a spinner. I am a dyer. I am a beginning weaver.
• I live with my old, blind dog and my son when he comes home from college.
• I don't have a cat or cats. Not that I don't like cat or cats, I just haven't been chosen.
• I have more yarn and spinning fiber than I can use in my lifetime.
• I spent my developmental years in Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan and am now in Tennessee, which explains the odd accent.
• I take lots of photographs.
• I have made some bad choices. Some of which are quite spectacular (and hopefully not photographed.)
• The name for this blog is simply an amusing play on words. At least I find it amusing.
• I like wine. I like dark chocolate. Carbs make me happy.
• A couple of my friends think I write funny stuff (and that's all the encouragement I needed.)