Do your children sleep through the
night?
Do they jump into bed without a thought of monsters lurking underneath?
Do they jump into bed without a thought of monsters lurking underneath?
Do they dream of fairies and sugar plums?
PUT A
STOP TO IT NOW!
Yes, Mom and Dad, you can end your child’s nighttime
security with a simple crocheted
MINI
AUTOMIC FURBALL LOVEY
Don’t let your children have another sweet dream!
Fine
print:
Offer good only in the U.S.A. Lion Brand recommended but
greater results and added skin irritation, complete with bed wetting, achieved with Red Heart. 
Love it but you don't tell us where to go get the pattern?????? and for $3.50?? That's a steal! Do tell your loyal readers where to get that pattern!
ReplyDeleteCrap! The link under "Buy it Now" didn't work. It's fixed. But be warned....
ReplyDeleteAnd who crochets their kid a hairy eye-ball?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to order 3, please:
ReplyDelete1 in the original colors
1 in bloodshot red
1 in liver-disease yellow
Glow in the dark yarn would be lovely also. Added extra terror for when the darlins wake up in the middle of the night.
DeleteI'd like to add that by using Red Heart not only will it be nice and scratchy, but the lil' fugly will also squeak!
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